I was on the unemployment web site today, getting everything ready to submit and wouldn’t you know it, I’m not eligible. Why? Well, my good old boss decided to let me go just weeks before my three-month employment mark. As it turns out, you have to have been employed for three months to be able to collect unemployment. Here I was thinking he was being nice because he gave me a couple of days of extra pay. Now I don’t feel so bad for taking a nap on my last day.