Sedaris Answers asks David Sedaris 10 questions. He may be funny, but I don’t know about this whole luddite thing.

I’ve never seen the Internet. I don’t have email. I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine. When people say, “You should visit my Web page,” I’m always perplexed by it. Why? What do you do there?

I mean, c’mon…

UPDATE: Audio interview from yesterday’s edition of The Connection

[via Largehearted Boy]