One morning a million years ago I had this idea, wrote it in five minutes, and posted it to my secret website, and I don’t know how or why, maybe because that one time things actually just clicked the way you always hope they will, or maybe because it’s the only thing I’ve ever written that actually makes me laugh, whatever, but anyways, out of the hundreds and thousands of things I’ve posted to the internet since 1998, it was totally my favorite.